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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
—
Solar 'cannonballs' may have stripped Mars of its water, long-awaited study reveals - Live Science
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...